Curse

Caco-Cola · Jun 13, 2005, 04:19 PM // 16:19

ironic, considering the pronunciation of Cynn.

psykadelic224 · Jun 13, 2005, 04:20 PM // 16:20

dear rest of henchmen,

i dont care how stupid people think you are i prefure you to anyone truthfully i love the way you nearly get everyone killed and if we do die we killed some mobs and owned there ass but still i love mostly the way you get me through everything without moaning a single thing i love you henchmen!

Numa Pompilius · Jun 13, 2005, 04:54 PM // 16:54

Dear Alesia,
I hope this letter finds you well, as that would be a nice change.
Given the blows to the head you have received, you may not remember me - I'm the big guy with the heavy armor, shield, and sword you run past every fight. You know, the guy who stands in your way when you charge the enemy melee troops. The guy who shouts about stomping on your corpse a lot, and carries a signet of resurrection just for you. That guy.
I am writing to inform you that I have now double-checked and yes, a wand is in fact a distance weapon. As in, "supposed to be used at a distance greater than three feet". Unlike, say, my sword. I thought you might want to know.

Dear Orion,
They're already dead, OK?!

Dear Rurik,
Mhenlo calls you "the patron saint of rusher W/Mo's", but me I refer to you as "that idiot".
PS: as you're dead now you can tell me - you were gay, weren't you?

Dan Mega · Jun 13, 2005, 05:11 PM // 17:11

Dear Farmer Dirk-

I fought forever with your stupid hog to get him back and you won't give me any lousy sizzling bacon from it? Please die.

Regards
Mega

Zubrowka · Jun 13, 2005, 06:01 PM // 18:01

Dear Althea,

You are an amazing actress! I can't wait to see your next performance!

Creston · Jun 13, 2005, 06:12 PM // 18:12

Dear Glint,

How did your fireballs get homing capabilities all of a sudden? You do realise that you're the only creature in Tyria with homing ranged attacks, don't you? Why do you need me to defeat the butterfly sorcerers?

Dear Wurms,

What AL do you have? If my fire magic 14 meteor strike does 60 damage total on you, there's a problem somewhere. Please tell your armorer that I'd like to commission his work. THAT is the kind of armor I'd pay 75K for.

Dear Lina,

I love you. I've never been happier than when I met you and somehow I was able to get two additional people to join me. Your Aegis spell is the best thing since sliced bread.
However, why did you not cast it when Glint was busy roasting us like cheap brisket? I am very disappointed in you. I still love you though.

Dear Mirror Image,

The Venom look is so passe, you really need to work on that. Also, can I borrow either your bow or axe? I'm fighting little samurai birds in the cold mountains now, and my awesome white wand that I found after seventeen hours of slaughtering critters in the desert just doesn't quite do it.

Dear Item Drops,

Where did you go?

Creston

Nokomis · Jun 13, 2005, 07:16 PM // 19:16

Dear Althea,

Honey, how many times do I have to remind you? This is what happens when you don't take your medication . . .your ADHD makes you run around attracting mobs who then beat the crap out of you. Now go take your blue pill, and stay back, and let mommy kill everything while you play with your healing spells.

--Nokomis

Sir Skullcrasher · Jun 13, 2005, 07:25 PM // 19:25

Gwen
If only i can attack NPC than i would kill you with my hammer!! Or lead you to a group of skales (oh wait, i did that and for some reason, skales don't like to kill little retarded girl)

Cynn
your hot, your cool, your everything that i want in a elementalist!

same goes to Devona!!

Prince Rurkin
For god sake, stay back and let a really warrior do the battle instead of running away and act like a sissy boy

And last.... my stooges (aka my henchman)
you guys got good eyes, you can see army of charrs from far away and yet my lone melee guys Stefan would ran up and try to kill them by himself; well, the healers and mages just sit back and chill.......good thing i didn't graduate from the same academy that you stupid henchman went to!!

WillOrWil · Jun 13, 2005, 08:33 PM // 20:33

Dear Lina, Hottest of the Henchmen,

You have captivated me! I must admit I spend way to much time standing near you rotating my camera trying to get a tantalizing glimpse of what lies beneath. In battle I die way to much waiting...hoping...begging to see if you jiggle like the ranger when she fires her bow!

I cannot help but be jealous when I notice that after I keep you alive at the expense of all others...that you rez Mhenlo first! Am I not enough? Does not my complete set of 15K Dragon Armor impress you? When I dance, does not my crotch thrusts entice you?

If you cannot tell me you are mine...then I shall have no other choice but to go into the open arms of Devona. She is always at my side...in the midst of every battle...as you are. Which...seriously woman...WTH? But anyway... The choice is yours. That bastard Mhenlo or I! I must know!

Qi Ang · Jun 13, 2005, 08:38 PM // 20:38

Dear Little Thom,

Aren't you sick of people thinking your name is THORN? Why not drop the "H" so there's no more confusion? I mean really, who spells "Tom" as "Thom" these days anyway?